I changed my Facebook STATUS to "Sheldon
wishes Penny would leave him alone."
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 3
Boy, we gotta get you into a better office.
Something more suited to your STATUS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 4
He's responsible for the demotion
of Pluto from planetary STATUS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 7
...to boy-slash-friend-
slash-girl-slash-friend STATUS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 5
Look at her STATUS update.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 21